Is it bad that the only thing I can make are sandwiches?

I know it's kinda sad but I can't cook at all.. The only thing I can make are sandwiches... and pasta. I tried making brownies before and they, literally, exploded in the oven. I tried cooking before but my mom wouldn't let me in the kitchen. If I keep tying will I eventually be able to cook without it exploding? :/

How long does marijuana take to get out of your system if you eat it, and your pregnant?

Me and my fiancee are expecting a baby and both of us are marijuana users. At least until she got pregnant, she gets upset when i smoke because she cant. She came up with the idea of eating it in a brownie or cookie. But we both are wondering how long will it take for it to get out of her system if she ate it?

How is this eating plan for a 15 year old?

I don't see a food plan, just a calorie counter. Stop counting calories and eat proper, healthy food. Calories don't indicate the health value of what you eat so they are pointless. Focus on being healthy, and you will end up a healthy weight

Drove my car through water and wont start?

Drove my car through what didn't look like that deep of a puddle apparently it was, my car died almost all the way through, it's an 01 chrysler sebring. That water wasn't that deep possibly to the bottom of my door? I was a dumb *** and tried to restart it in the water. I pushed it out onto dry ground. Tried to crank it and it sounded like it was trying to fire, making that initial turning over noise. I pulled the air filter ( not the spark plugs yet seeing how i had no tools at the moment). Eventually it just started tapping really fast when i tried to crank it, sounded more electrical plus the lights flashed in the car everytime the tapping noise occured. Had it towed to my house and this am i tried to crank it and it made the tapping noise, i turned the key to battery mode where electronics come on let it sit for a min and tried to crank it which made it try to crank without the tapping noise, it did sound like my batter way dying at that moment in time though. If i let it dry out a bit longer and hook some jumper cables up to it is it savable without anymore work? I wasn't in that deep of water and my water intake is RIGHT under the hood so i dno't know what happened.

Need help with a metaphor/simile for a story I'm writing about a wolf?

OK, the wolf is massive but due to a supernatural experience, is so smart that it has infiltrated mainstream human society. Now, I'm describing how smart it is, despite have a head the size of a . . . and that's the metaphor I need--something to accentuate the wolf's large head (hopefully something the shape of a massive wolf head).

Can a bad test taker go to college?

um with your GPA and your SAT score, I dont think you have any chance of getting into a good school. That gpa is really really terrible. Like horrendous. and that SAT score isnt going to help you in any way, shape, or form. You can probably get into a state school or some private schools, but theyre not going to be very good/respectable.

Half wolf half dog how does that work?

I know it may sound like a dumb question but...people don't have wolves as pets do that? all my life I have always wanted a half wolf half German shepherd or a half wolf half lab but I just now really thought about it do they really take a pure wolf and bread it with a domesticated dog...if so how would I find one.

What should i make for my cousins grad. brownies or cake?

so theres going to be over 200 people there and there going to be more desserts but what should i make brownies or cake?

Babysitting activities?!?

Ok I'm 15 and I'm gonna be babysitting a 6, 9, and 13 year old (boy, girl, boy respectively) next week for four days and I need some activities that will keep them busy and not bored. I'll be at their house which is good so they won't feel awkward plus the house is huge and they have a pool and two dogs who I'll also have to watch (but I'm fine with that since I've got 7 pets of my own)....I was thinking of baking brownies, swimming, watching movies, doing the girl's makeup but that's all I got. Help please?! Thanx so much

Help with simile..my mind was slipping away like...?

I'm writing a story for my creative writing class of a diary of a boy dying of cancer. The sentence beings, "I felt my once strong mind slipping away like..." but I can't think of a good simile it! Thank you

Why are bi people so misunderstood by everyone?

I think it's hard for some people to think how someone could be attracted to both genders. Most people are attracted one gender and that's it. But I'm attracted to men and women. And those myths aren't really true. There are bisexual whores in the world, but there's also straight and gay whores too. It's a sexual orientation and should be treated like one.

Christians, why do you do good?

you obviously know nothing about God. we can not just do evil and ask for forgiveness, that is not how it works. God is Holy and calls His people to be Holy, we are not allowed to sin on purpose. if we sin by accident we must repent and ask forgiveness of that sin and we are forgiven. many Christians are also confused. God will only forgive repented sins, being sins that we have turned from

Im really afraid of stuffed animals that have the beanies in them like the Ty beanie babies help?

Okay I have been this way since i was little, ive been scared to touch or think about touching these stuffed things (stuffed with 'beanies') It sounds dumb but i get a weird feeling in my head and arms, its achy and weird, is it a phobia if so which one? If not, what is it please help? its not funny . ):

What is the point of the Electoral College?

One person, one vote.. none of this dumb point system.. The popular vote makes more sense. Then the person who gets the most votes is what the majority want! right?

Should I Smoke Weed (Read Description)?

Well, in my opinion, I suggest you see a therapist or something for your depression before going and doing drugs. I can understand where you're coming from, but remember, you can get really addcited.

I need some serious help!!?

you can do anything you put your mind too love you for you .i would encourage exxersize early in the day walking playing out door games fun stuff i herd just eat meat and veggies works to no breads and pastas . dreams do come true if you try hard enough you have the will power there is a way stay strong and press on

Is it illegal to trade pot brownies for sex?

and since both pot and prostitution are illegal wouldnt they cross each other out therefore making the act legal

SO where do you find quality women Nowadays?

They mostly seem dumb ,immature "im a princess" type women around. what happen to americas women?

I Just MOved To Miami & Idk Wat To Do For Fun I'm 15 . ?

Alright Soo The Only People I Have Are Family & My Really Close Cousin Who's Mom Is REALLY Strict And She Is Always Grounded For Dumb Reasons . . Like I Said I'm 15 And Summer Is Boring Here In Miami What To Do For Fun help Please ((:

I have a challenge..make a poem?

Create a Poem that uses very specific imagery and in which the speaker undergoes some sort of change. The structure should be ope however use the line breaks to emphasize your point. You must use metaphors and similes to really bring it to life. around 20 line or so.

How do you tighten a nylon dog collar?

This question makes me sound dumb but i dunno how to tighten a dog's collar, lol. i have had my golden retriever for 9yrs and my chihuahua for 2yrs but i never had to tighten the collars. They are too loose and i need to know how to tighten them. Thanks for answering :)

I need a paragraph from Chapter 4 in Lord of the Flies that has a lot of figurative language in it?

And can you add what kind of figurative language it is and why it is there? Preferably one with a metaphor or simile

How to make less mistakes in math?

I have to take a timed test this summer to determine if I get into AP Stat. I'm decent at math but I make really stupid mistakes. Like one time the number was 236 and I just put 23 in my calculator just dumb stuff like that. So since this test is timed are there any tips of going fast without making too many mistakes? I get how to solve the problem my brain just skips little bitty things -_-

Why do people breed when...?

yeah it's pretty ridiculous people pay for these stupid dogs. I've adopted all 4 of my dogs, and I'd choose these mutts over any purebreed any day. pure breed dogs are stupid from too much inbreeding lol

Homeric Simile in The Odyssey? 10 points to most detailed and helpful answer?

Epic or Homeric similes are an elaborate comparison between two unlike objects using like or as. The Odyssey is an epic poem and epic similes in The Odyssey abound. Following are examples of epic similes in The Odyssey.

Does cooking pot brownies make your house smell like weed?

U know what I dnt smoke weed, I dont drink im, a good honor roll student with a 3.6 gpa. and a QB 6'2. But onestly ITS pricks like timothy that annoy the **** out of me. Weed is not HARMFUL its a plant. So dont give me this bullshit on how it ruins your life and its only the beging. There are meth labs and crack houses that should be looked at not people who smoke because it helps them with a disease or just life. so stop joinng this Bandwagon the goverment has started, weed is a prohibition and like the first which was Alchole IT will end. By the way Prick how many cases do u no where a dad smoked to much came home and beat his wife and kids. NONE so if thats the case lets outlaw Alchol, advil is a drug, Vicoden who needs it after your car accident from a DRUNK PIECE OF ****

I left my brownies out all day yesterday...are they still good to eat?

Unless you live in a house with 1000 rats running across your kitchen counter all day long, I'd say they are fine. :) If you want them to last a long time, put them in individual zip loc bags in the freezer. They will last a few months this way, and won't really dry out.

"My excuse is that I'm young"?

The quote just proves there still immature and young mentally. Just because someone is "Young" doesnt mean you dont know wrong from right. And yes of course when where young we tend to make more mistakes, but these are just life lessons we learn as we get older and once you realize this you show a sign of maturity no matter at what age.

Me and my bestfriend had sex at the age of 13?

Okay, Im 13 an my bestie Ryan in 15. I love him to death and i would die for him. Im a girl and Ryan is a guy (duh) My friends always tell me that you cant be bestfriends with a guy because it always leads to something else. I never believed them because me and ryan are diffrent. But now im thinking maybe not. Latly hes been acting diffrent and is being to much attachy to me. I kind of liked it though. And then when me an my friends went to the park he started making out with me in front of my friends! Later that night when we were having a sleep over he said he was trying to showoff. we have always expiramentaly kissed and stuff but never made out like that. then last night (another sleepover) we were watching tv (some dumb scary flict) a scary part came on and i jumped and of coarse i was laying on his chest. when i jumped he started tickling me which isnt suprising since he has always been nice lile that but are eyes met and it went blank from there. we staryed kissing an more and more happend (not getting in to details) the next morning (this morning) we woke up naked. and im pretty dure his mom knew what we did since she cleaned up our popcorn spill. We woke up around the same time and said he had fun last night an he wants to do it again tonight. I freaked out and i left. I felt really bad after since it was the first time i disliked him. This afternoon i walked up and said sorry but im only 13 and i cant do that. I told him i loved him and hes mine. and he whispered he loved me too and he gave me a light peck then we acted back to normal for a split second and he started kissing me again, i got very angry at him and slapped him. (my monthly mood swings) and now i really miss him and i want him so bad i have cryed and i wish everything can go back to normal. i called him several times but he keeps saying he needs space? i mean wtf?! any advice? (guys is this normal for a boy to act like this?) thx for readin:)any help?

I really want to learn how to play guitar... help me find the right size guitar!!!?

I'm about 5 foot 3 inches, and my arms are pretty long (in comparison to my height) sorry if that description was confusing! anyway I was looking at an acoustic guitar that is "short scale" at 23 1/4 inches. Is this too small? Because the description says it's for "smaller girls" As in little kids or smaller people in general. (I'm 15 if that matters) If you could give some suggestions for length or even about guitars in general for a beginner I would love to hear it! (just dumb it down because I know nothing about guitars. (For the record I can read music) Here is the link to the guitar I was looking at: a href="http://www.daisyrock.com/products/acoustic/jr-miss-acoustic/debutante-junior-miss-short-scale-acoustic-pack" rel="nofollow"http://www.daisyrock.com/products/acoust…/a

Now i can't have a baby or be in love?!?

Omg, /: now people are freaking out that im "15" and in love with my ex and i want a baby with him. Why do ppl say u cant fall in love when your "young" and u think im not really in love with him. Wtf, how do u no how i feel? Why are people so judgey /: im not dumb if i wanna baby, its simply bc i think im ready. We already had sex, weve had a reallly sexul relationship since i was 14 i seriously cried when a pregnancy test was negative once. Im in love!!!! D:

Is 1 1/2 years too late to potty train a dog?

never too late ... i housebroke two pugs, 6 and 8 years old, who would go anywhere whenever they felt like it ... a young yorkie could easily be housebroken ...

Making my boyfriend a basket/gift bag need ideas!?

I'm in a long distance relationship (bless my heart lol) and my boyfriend is coming in to town! But because I have family in town thus week also, they are going to be staying with me and my boyfriend is going to stay in a hotel. I thought itd be cute to make him a "hotel survival kit" I'm gonna make him brownies and put them in a cute tin, buy m&m's, skittles, chips, gatorade, maybe a tshirt, mouthwash, ... Things like that.. I need suggestions for what I can add to it! Please don't suggest healthy foods....I want to make it fun

Any good brownie recipes?

Double Chocolate Mocha Brownies: 3/4 c. unsalted butter; 5 oz. unsweetened chocolate, coarsely chopped; 2 c. sugar; 1 T. instant-espresso powder or instant-coffee granules; 1 t. vanilla; 1/2 t. salt; 4 large eggs; 1 c. all-purpose flour; 3/4 c. semisweet chocolate chips. Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Line a 15- by 10- by 1-inch baking pan with foil, allowing 2 inches of foil to hang over ends of pan, and grease foil well(except overhang) with 1 T. butter. Melt remaining 11 T. butter with unsweetened chocolate in a large metal bowl set over a pan of barely simmering water, stirring until smooth. Remove bowl from heat and whisk in sugar, espresso powder, vanilla, and salt( mixture will be grainy), then add eggs 1 at a time, whisking after each addition until batter is smooth. Toss together flour and chocolate chips in another bowl and add to batter, stirring until just combined. Spread batter evenly in baking pan and bake in middle of oven until top is firm and edges just begin to pull away from sides of pan, about 20 minutes( do not overbake). Cool in pan on a rack 5 minutes, then carefully lift brownies from pan by grasping both ends of foil and transfer to rack to cool 10 minutes more. Cut into 32 squares and lift brownies off foil with a spatula.

How much white chocolate should I add to this mix?

I'm baking brownies for my best friend's birthday. She LOVES dark chocolate and white chocolate so I'm combining the two in brownies! I bought a pack of decadent fudge brown mix and a 12 oz package of white chocolate morsals. Now, I don't want to white chocolate to be too overpowering, but I definitely want it to be very noticable for her. What measurement of white chocolate chips should I add to the whole batch? I was thinking either 1/2 or 3/4 cup but I have NO idea! And do you think I should mix it in with the batter or pour it on top before I bake it? Or start baking the brownies for a bit and then take them out and pour melted white chocolate on top? Thanks!

What's a good simile for someone who snores loudly? "Snores like a..."?

I've heard "Snores like a buzz saw" and "Snores like a wart hog" but~ I'm looking for something more descriptive.. any ideas?

What to do with this dumb bit**?

so there's this girl that my boyfriend works with, she has flirt with him and made some comments that have made me upset, for example one night he was hanging out with some coworkers and she was there, and he accidentally called me so i stayed on the line just in case he said hello or something but instead of that i hear the girl say so are you getting laid on ur birthday, and he said no cus its none of their business, so then the girl goes don't worry i got you covered..and its not the first time she had said something like that, i don't see the chick so i cant confront her about it. and she knows he has a girlfriend..she has also posted things on fb like,,ohh just hung out with my favorite person, he makes me laugh, wish when we are alone you would kiss me, and other things..is it wrong for me to tell him not to hang out with her? even though there are other people around,??

How do you make brownies with cake mix?

try putting more thickening in it that is how I made Vanilla brownies they were so great my family loved them my mom has done that since she was Little girl

"My excuse is that I'm young"?

As they say youth is bliss. It's not a proper excuse no, but they will hide behind it all the same. Im 19 and know when a mistake is justified. But people now days would rather hide behind an excuse than face the real fear of the actions they made.

I need a lot of help(really horrible life.)?

Not much can be done over the internet to help your "problem". You really don't have a problem at all, and it's as simple as that. Things may not be perfect in your life, but nobody has a perfect life, regardless of what you may think. I know some people who would wish they were you from what you've said. Millions of people are worse off than you, yet they continue on happily. Get over your over-active hormones and try thinking of them, and then you'll realize how lucky you really are.

What do you call someone that is cute, but dumb?

I'm updating my facebook status and I need a word that describes a guy (or girl) that is cute, but dumb. Like air head, shallow, flighty. PLEASE HELP

An easy question about cake :)?

In the layered cake recipes it will show how to make the different sized layers. Called a triple layer cake. :] Usually you create 3 separate cakes & put them all together including to bind them. When using frosting remember to stir it before use, this helps with frosting the cake. Carefully spread it out evenly & try not to scrap with the knife because you don't want cake crumbs all over xD As for decorating, use frosting pouches with nozzles to add little designs. Keep your hand steady :3

Why does a recipe require erythritol and some other non-sugar liquid sweetener?

For example this low carb brownie recipe needs erythritol and stevia or something like liquid Splenda. What does erythritol do that stevia cannot? If I choose to only use stevia will my brownies be ruined? Somebody help, please. I'm about to enter phase 3 of HCG. I need low carb stuff but for some reason I don't think that erythritol is even allowed really because it is a "sugar alcohol". It's calorie-free but I am very skeptical of things that say sugar. I don't want digress in my weight-loss during the 3 week recover period. We are supposed to keep the carb intake very low during this phase.

Please help me, I'm done crying, did I screw everything up? :'(?

Need to move on and worry about yourself have independence, you seem like a talented person, you shouldnt even be worrying about boys at such a young age. Girl Power! Don't let anyone ESPECIALLY any guy bring you down psht.

Need a song to a paper on in english class?

I need a song that has alot of poetry devices in the lyrics to write a paper on. I need it to have at least five examples of the following : Alliteration, Assonance, consonance, onomatopoeia, personification, apostrophe, metonymy, synecdoche, symbol, hyperbole, understatement, Imagery, simile, metaphor. Any help would be awesome!!! thanks in advance

My guinea pigs, behavior?

ok so i currently haveu two guinea pigs, im pretty sure they are both females, but i have had my one guinea pig for about a year and her name is vanilla, and recently bought a new guinea pig brownie and have had her for about a month or two. but since females are supposed to bond i put them together for a play date for a couple times here and there for them to get used to each other but im not so sure they are getting along. vanilla is assurting dominance in the cage and on the open flor space, giving nips and bits occasionally when face to face with brownie, and one time brownie got niped hard enough for a loud wheek. we checked for injuries but she was fine. i am still very concered for them to be together. i have them in seperate cages for the time but eventually i want them to be together happily. i just want to make sure they dont fight, how can i achieve this goal? please help!! P.S., not entirely sure if vanila is a girl or boy but bought it at a petstore

What am i suppose to think?

As the song goes Que sera sera, it means whatever will be will be.Trust her,if something goes wrong just be there.You can't always protect or keep her with you.Let her be responsible for her own actions.It is ok to be worried but let her go.

In your opinion, which state has a better quality of life? NJ or Virginia?

New Jersey since it has the Better School Systems and More job opportunities. You get what you pay for.

Does this song have poetic devices?

Does Instant Karma By: John Lennon have any poetic devices such as metaphors, alliterations, hyperboles, imagery, simile, etc.

Help me out with the Israeli-Palestanian conflict Please?

Okay let me know if I got this right. When the Holocaust started. European Jews moved to the Middle East ( modern day Israel) to seek refugee. or to just move there? Then the native or (Idk how i should say this) the indigenous people of gosh i don't mean to make it sound bad!! but the people who have lived in that ( Israel) area the whole time were later move out to what is today Palestine if they where Muslim??? PLEASE HELP ME OUT....BTW I don't mean to sound dumb I just want some help. My family originally came from somewhere there in the 1800's and immigrated to Iran

What are your pregnancy symptoms and what are you having (for moms to be)?

im a mother of 2 boys ad pregnant again with our thrid boy with this i was sick allot more still am and im 24 weeks pregnant and im still being sick. All pregnancies are different boy or girl. Also im very happy im having another boy i never cared what i was having i just wanted another baby.

Literary terms in Born This Way by Lady Gaga?

Does anyone know any literary terms that are in this song? Literary terms= simile, metaphor, oxymoron, hyperbole, personification, irony, assonance, alliteration, onomatopoeia, etc.

Does this make my BF abusive?

my bf will grab my arm and force me to makeout with him, ill tell him to stop but he wont , after 2 or 3 times of me askin he will stop, hes exposed himself to me without my permission, he has made me sit on his lap or with him and not with my friends, hes called me dumb and told me i looked ugly on a paticular day. does this make him abusive? tell me what you think.

What is this supposed to mean?

What does it mean when someone asks you what color your parachute is? I'm sorry if this is a really dumb question, I really don't know what it means.

Negative metaphors for homeless people?

has any body got know any negative descriptions for homeless people using: metaphors, personification, similes and onomatopoeias :) thanks for any help :)

Smoking WEED VS. BROWNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…

What gets you higher, is it a better high, whats some fun stuff to do on brownies,whats great healthy munchie food!!!!!! OH WHQATS A BETTER HIGH

Codes and conventions?

I have to write a pursuasive essay on success in english class and i need to use codes and conventions. can anyone give me an example of codes and conventions like metaphors, similes, personification, etcc. prefferably in the conclusion

What kind of streamers should I put in my new boss's office?

yes, he'll have to take down everything later, just give him a card, you dont need to decorate his office

Confused about friends should i leave them?

ok look man screw them hang wit some new friends they have changed in to dumb retards so nxt time walk away just ignore them seriously

Heyy.....help please!!?

can anyone please help me..i have just started baking business from home...n have rented a stall in an exhibition...m quite confused as to what all i should keep in the menu and how much should i keep..i was thinking on mousse, tarts,brownies,chocs,cupcakes n pastries too but which flavor and in how much quantity should i keep is confusing me...please help me ...its a 1 day exhibition!

Making my boyfriend a basket/gift bag need ideas!?

I'm in a long distance relationship (bless my heart lol) and my boyfriend is coming in to town! But because I have family in town thus week also, they are going to be staying with me and my boyfriend is going to stay in a hotel. I thought itd be cute to make him a "hotel survival kit" I'm gonna make him brownies and put them in a cute tin, buy m&m's, skittles, chips, gatorade, maybe a tshirt, mouthwash, ... Things like that.. I need suggestions for what I can add to it! Please don't suggest healthy foods....I want to make it fun

I dunno what i should do... boyfriend or friends with benefits?

alright. so i met this guy at a dance and besically he approached me because i wasnt slutty and i turned him down when he tried to grind with me (pretty funny). anyways we met may 22 i think and we called it "chilling" together. not dating, or going out. we have been "chilling" every weekend, we hook up a lot and we get along very wellll. he is sooo sweet and nice. we text like all day!! yesterday i went to his house for the first time... all i can say is that he was a huuuge creep!! but i didnt really say/ do anything bout it. we were in his bed just cuddling and macing. but then he undid my belt and shorts. he didnt try to do anything, but he was kinda hinting that he wanted to finger me. he was saying "well my hands in your control, you make it do what ever you want" and me acting dumb said "well its your hand, do what ever you want with it" so he just kept on joking arround saying that it does what ever i want, and then he was like " well my fingers are working" and i just laughed. i actually have never liked a guy like him before, he treats me so well and doesnt pressure me to do anything i dont wanna do. even though he was a bit of a creep yesterday, i still like him. but the problem is.. i dont know what we are!! i feel like we are together right? but we arent even facebook official! we never talk about our relationship, and im not going to bring it up because im scared itll ruin things.... what do you guys think about all this? thank you!! and sorry for the long story.

Is it a possibility I have Aspegers Syndrome?

Judging by your symptoms it could very well be Asperger. There are ways to test it to be sure. Ask your doc about it. Good luck!

Poll: most creative resolution to this problem wins!!!!?

You rush to a public toilet because you gotta bake some brownies. You finish up relieved when you realize their is no toilet paper. The sink is broken and their is no hand towels or anything. How would you clean up?

Do you add anything else to a Fudge Brownie Mix like sugar or baking powder?

I need to make brownies for my mommies birthday! its today & i've never made any but i want to surprise her! can you put milk instead of water or add baking powder and sugar to it?

I need a simile for waving and yelling.?

For the waving you could include a flag or some kind of banner. Yelled could include a fog horn or something with one tone. I dont really know how to link it in a sentence though.

Is being a primary school teacher hard work, and if so how?

i'd take a pretty good guess that working with lots of whining kids that miss their parents is pretty hard.

What ever happened to cartoon network?

as a kid i enjoyed shows that were simple and clever (PPG, courage the cowardly dog, ed, edd and eddy, robot jones, fosters home, toonami, cartoon fridays, dexters lab) whats with these knew shows though? its almost like they are trying to dumb down kids, just look at the amazing world of gumball, or the problem solvers, whats happening, was the station bought out or did new animators get hired

Would mini daim chocolate's work well when making brownies?

I want to make som delicious brownies! I planned to use dark chocolate for the base, then add white chocolate and milk chocolate chunks but i have A LOT of mini daim bars (IKEA) haha - which i wuld like to use up, they are like very hard crunchy caraels, would it work well if i put some crushed ones in my brownie mix then bake?

Whats the worst can a guy do with your nude photos?

well. he could put them on the internet, send them around and get them known; he could do a lot of things and since your over 18 i don't know if you could really retaliate. you probably could i just dont know.

What can i eat everyday to help me lose weight?

I usually eat McDonald's everyday because its conveniently located in the walmart i work at but i know i need to watch what i eat but i just don't know what to eat. Could i just eat jack links beef jerky everyday instead of McDonald's, it has 3grams of fat in the whole bag and allot of protein. I mainly have have some fat on my stomach and my thighs and glut es, im trying especially to get rid of the fat on my glut es because im a 19 year old male and its kind of embarrassing because thats where most of my fat seems to go and males are not supposed to have fat there, i do sit ups everyday with weights and i do glute exercises but i just don't know what to eat. All the food my mother buys has allot of fat and i don't know what to eat when im hungry theres only McDonald's at work and at my house theres only chips, sandwiches, corndogs, brownies, and so on. Basically i need a meal plan i just dont know something that has 0 fat but can still get me full.

I'm in a really vulnerable mood or something lately?

It seems like I spend a good 70% of my time thinking about how bad I want to cuddle with someone, okay a male someone. It sucks. I spend so many nights hugging my pillow and crying, and I'm not a hormonal teenager either. I'm 22. All I want is to be in somebody's arms, which isn't an option. I don't think I've even hugged someone in months...I just have a lot of acquaintances, I guess, no one I have any emotional connection with. I don't know why I'm in such a vulnerable mood lately. I didn't used to be like this?I feel like it's going to lead me to do something dumb, though because while there's no guys offering hugs, there's plenty offering sex (oh yeah, I'm a virgin). Meh.

In the episode the goodbye look on PLL what did alli bury in the garden that the dog was digging & sniffing at?

In the newest episode of pretty little liars (the goodbye look) when spencer was bringing the brownies to allisons brother, she was standing on the porch and turned around and there was a dog trying to dig something up in the garden, was it something Allison buried? if so what was it?

How should I do my hair for my girlfriend's sweet 16?

I have no idea how to do my hair. I don't like to label myself but I'm a metalhead and I have really long hair. It's passed my nipples and almost to my ribs. I'm not going to cut it because I didn't spend 4 years for nothing so should I put it in a pony tail or should I leave it down? If you say a braid or corn rolls or whatever you are a dumb a$$ I want a serious answer. Btw Im obviously gonna be wearing a tux.

Is weed bad for you if you dont smoke it?

i know that like smoking anything is bad for you and people have all different stories and proof about whatever. but is eating a weed brownie or weed cookie bad for you? cause ur not smoking it so is it still bad?

Why do people hate me?

Based on all your idiosyncracies, I fail to understand why it even matters to you why people hate you. You don't seem like someone personable or friendly, that's why people "hate" you.

Do you think that ...?

Do you think that Justin Bieber has ever changed Diapers? I know... Dumb question... I'm just getting into all these youtube Justin Bieber love story's And... well, anyway, he has a little sister and brother, so do you think he does?

What should I do if my friend and I like the same guy?

First of all, I will tell you I've only seriously had a crush on 3 people; my ex-boyfriend (who I still talk to on a regular basis... We dated for 7 months and broke up because I had slot of family issues I was dealing with), a guy I've known since elementary school (who spent all of the homecoming dance doing the sprinkler with me freshman year, finally attempting to slow dance with me at the end), and this guy (ive known him since middle school and have gotten to know him really well these past few months). The guy who I currently really like is essentially the same person as me... We like the same movies (mostly m. Brooks, m. Python, and generally older films), tv shows, music (Frank Sinatra and Mumford and Sons), take the same classes, are both crappy speakers and are in love with band. He understands me better than anyone ever has, and we only started becoming really good friends 2 months ago when we were paired up for an English project... We couldn't stop talking after that. My friend has known him since middle school as well and was in the same science club as him and used to have a really big crush on him, though she went to a different highschool (up until now... The summer before our junior year.. She is now going to the same school As this guy and I). Well, today during marching practice she was reminded of jut how sweet he was, so she is going to ask him out tomorrow. What I worry about is the fact that she has yet to break up with her current boyfriend (though she is planning on it) and seems to go from one boy to the next... Like she needs to have a boyfriend at all times. She knows I like this guy too, but she also knows I've never really obsessed over boys, so she asked if I would care if she dated him, of course I said I didn't care... Which was dumb... I'm just afraid she's going to end up hurting either herself or him if they go out, because she is literally mortal enemies with every single one of her exes at the moment. What should I do?!?!?

How do you say these phrases in Spanish? Thanks!!?

It's always easier to think of what you know how to say in Spanish, and say that, rather than write something in English filled with vocab and grammar that you don't know and try to translate it. If you have someone here translate it and hand it in, I almost guarantee your teacher will know you didn't write it yourself. I always make my students rewrite their essays when they get someone to translate it like this.

Easy picnic pick-up-and-go food ideas?

Basically, a good friend of mine wants to have a picnic for the beginning of summer. We're going to have at least 17 people attending, and 33 at most. (I know, it's a sucky estimate.) I want to bring something that people can just pick up and eat, but I want it to be different, too. So not like, chocolate chip cookies or brownies. Possibly banana nut bread or something?

I've been getting headaches for the past four days?

Hmmm I am no doctor but It somewhat sounds as if it could possibly be an migraine..depending on if your pain is one sided..and you are sensitive light or sound...or smells...being that your head is hurting and that you feel like puking thats what made me think it was a migraine..but then again it could be from dehydration..idk ..but feel better soon

PLEASE HELP PLEASE 10 POINTS?

Hi,I want to know where I can buy some good game accounts for dofus on server rushu Rosal or solar I tried eBay but nothing please help no dumb answers.

AHH BBM DISAPERED HELP!!!?

Ohkay so I restrated my dumb phone cause it was being a ***** and it needed to chill after its back up and running everything seems to be in place but in the corner at the end there's this new useless **** I've never seen before that's red when u know something has a msg so I click it and it saids download bbm before downloading have ur list be backed up and I'm just sitting here like wtf is going on I already have bbm so I look in my app world its still there but it won't let me go in it!!!!! so what do I do???? cause everyone keeps telling me to re install it but I don't think my list was backed up cuz I never did it unless it does it automatically I really don't want to lose all my contacts I had a lot of ppl!!!! ;( and I have no energy to get them all back!!!is there a way I can get my bbm can I login to the computer or something?? Help me waaaaaah

Does anything happen to you when you're on your period?

I always want chocolate sooo bad! Like I feel like I'm gonna cry if I don't have some! That's the only time I get the urge to eat it. I hope that doesn't mean I'm gonna have crazy pregnancy cravings when that time comes

How do i make myself cold?

ok so i want to make myself cold instead off warm , i have no idea how to do this and yes i understand this sounds like a dumb question but i have my reasons , your help will be appriciated :D <3

How much white chocolate should I add to these brownies?

I think the best thing to do with the white chocolate would be to either stir it into the mix before you bake it, or sprinkle the chips on top. If you are going to put them into your brownie, assuming you're going to be cooking it in a 9x9 pan, I would use 3/4-1 cup. If you want to just want to put them on top, you would just pour the mix into the pan, and evenly sprinkle the white chocolate over top of it.

Is there a word to describe someone who laughs at dumb little things but not at the real jokes?

besides annoying? when watching a comedy this person will let out a short but loud and obnoxious laugh at something dumb like the actor making a somewhat weird face or a sappy moment but then when an actual joke is delivered they dont laugh at all or try to contain their laughter. this habit this person possesses is quite strange to me and and makes the person poor company to watch anything with.

Does anyone have a simile poem for me?

So, in my ELA class we are doing a poetry packet. We need a simile poem written by someone else. The problem is, I am a very dark minded girl, so I need a darker themed simile poem. Does anyone have one? One written by you or a link to one would be great. If its written by you, can you please leave a name with the poem, if you don't, I will list the poem as written by anonymous,

I'm too scared to sleep....?

I read some really scary stuff on ghosts and exorcism which was really dumb of me, considering my anxiety problems. But now I can't sleep, what do I do? I'm so scared, I can't even close my eyes!

Rahul Gandhi exposed by an IIT student?

First Ask Pranav Mukherjee, Why isn't he giving the details of the account holders in the Swiss Banks. Ask your Mother, Who is impeding the Investigation against Hasan Ali? Ask her, Who got 60% Kickbacks in the 2G Scam ? Kalamdi is accused of a Few hundred Crores, Who Pocketed the Rest in the Common Wealth Games? Ask Praful Patel what he did to the Indian Airlines? Why did Air India let go of the Profitable Routes ? Why should the Tax Payer pay for the Air India losses, when you intend to eventually DIVEST IT ANYWAY!!! Also, You People can't run an Airline Properly. How can we expect you to run the Nation? Ask Manmohan Singh. Why/What kept him quiet for so long? Are Kalmadi and A Raja are Scapegoats to save Big Names like Harshad Mehta was in the 1992 Stock Market Scandal ? Who let the BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY Accused go Scot Free? ( 20,000 People died in that Tragedy) Who ordered the State Sponsored Massacre of SIKHS in 84? Please read more about, How Indira Gandhi pushed the Nation Under Emergency in 76-77, after the HC declared her election to Lok Sabha Void! (I bet She had utmost respect for DEMOCRACY and JUDICIARY and FREE PRESS) I guess you know the answers already. So My question is, Why the Double Standards in Judging Mayawati and members of your Family and Party? I condemn Mayawati. But Is She the only one you feel Ashamed for? What about the ones close to you? For their contribution to the Nation's Misery is beyond comparison. You talk about the Land being taken away from the Farmers. How many Suicides have happened under your Parties Rule in Vidarbha ? Does that Not Ashame You ? THE 72,000 CRORE LOAN WAIVER Your Party gave those Farmers a 72,000 Crore Loan Waiver. Which didn't even reach the Farmers by the way. So, Why don't you focus on implementing the policies which your govt. has undertaken, instead of earning brownie points by trying to manufacture consent by bombarding us with pictures of having food with Poor Villagers.... You want to feel ashamed. You can feel ashamed for your Party taking CREDIT for DEBITING the Public Money (72,000 crores) from the Government Coffers and literally Wasting it... You want to feel ashamed.. Feel ashamed for that... WHY ONLY HIGHLIGHT THIS ARREST? Dear Rahul, to refresh your memory, you were arrested/detained by the FBI the BOSTON Airport in September 2001. You were carrying with you $ 1,60,000 in Cash. You couldn't explain why you were carrying so much Cash. Incidentally He was with his Columbian girlfriend Veronique Cartelli, ALLEGEDLY, the Daughter of Drug Mafia. 9 HOURS he was kept at the Airport. Later then freed on the intervention of the then Prime Minister Mr.Vajpayee.. FBI filed an equivalent of an FIR in US and released him. When FBI was asked to divulge the information, by Right/Freedom to Information Activists about the reasons Rahul was arrested ... FBI asked for a NO OBJECTION CERTIFICATE from Rahul Gandhi. So Subramaniyam Swami wrote a Letter to Rahul Gandhi, " If you have NOTHING to HIDE, Give us the Permission" HE NEVER REPLIED! Why did that arrest not make Headlines Rahul? You could have gone to the Media and told, "I am ashamed to call myself an INDIAN?". Or is it that, you only do like to highlight Symbolic Arrests (like in UP) and not Actual Arrests ( In BOSTON) Kindly Clarify.....

Boyfriend says his relationship info just disappeared..?

Does this happen? .i'm assuming that he's lying so i'm about to break up with his *** .but he's pretty honest because we've been thru alot of stuff so he's been a better boyfriend .we've been toqether for over a year & our relationship has just started getting back right .so i don't think he wud do something dumb that he knows will piss me off .so does this happen with facebook relationship infos?

Does anyone know any good poems for school?

I need to do a project for language arts and I need a poem with at least 21 lines. Also, I have to explain it, I have to find similes, metaphors, alliteration, diction, rhyme scheme, etc. So, I just need a poem that is not too hard to explain and has that kind of stuff.

What's the word i'm looking for to describe this sentence e.g. simile analogy etc?

If someone said "its like shooting yourself in the foot before you've even began the race" - meaning you don't give yourself a very good head start and self sabotage your chance of winning. What's the term that describes the sentence?

Help with a simile Please?

...Exactly how a anarexic person's would. Lol jk. How about "as a cat does to your leg right after you dump water on it." I'm sorry, my brain likes to think of funny things. Umm what about "like the way a new book's pages stick together." There you go. That one's not humorous. :)

Since there is going to be a Hangover III...?

No to be rude, but The Hangover 2 should have been about women in that same situation. The Bridesmaids should have been rewritten to be The Hangover 2; the set-up is there, easy homerun.

Can a webcam model become a police officer?

I would like answers from police officers. If I worked as a webcam model during college years will being a webcam model disqualify me from being a police officer? And no dumb answers like, you can arrest me, blah blah blah. I want to know if I am wasting my time going to school for criminal justice law enforcement. I have never done drugs and have been a good person and not engaged in criminal activities. I have had 'normal' job most of my life.

Alright so I need to change me?

You would cease to be yourself if you did that. Are you sure you want that? It's basically a form of death.

How did you survive your first serious break-up?

Concentrate on your new job, you will meet a lot of people, go out and have fun with them..do something that interests you like a hobby and you'll find yourself that you have moved on.

Quick food survey?!?!?

If you're going into the 7th grade don't worry! So what you ate a few bad stuff, just don't eat as bad the next day and balance it out. Maybe do a few laps in the pool. But don't worry, ur not going to get enormous ;) i'm in Year 8 in Wales, Britain so i'm about the same age as you. Don't worry :)

Heyy.....help please!!?

can anyone please help me..i have just started baking business from home...n have rented a stall in an exhibition...m quite confused as to what all i should keep in the menu and how much should i keep..i was thinking on mousse, tarts,brownies,chocs,cupcakes n pastries too but which flavor and in how much quantity should i keep is confusing me...please help me ...its a 1 day exhibition!

I'm so confused about life. Can someone provide clarity?

God can provide clarity. He can show you clearly that he exists as nothing more than a book written by ordinary men

What to wear today..?

I have a plain white vest top, blue denim shorts, grey knee high socks, bright bracelets, grey military boots, black converse, plain black pumps. also what should i do with my hair? it's long straight gingery brownie blondey colour, slightly layered. Help!

What does it mean when a guy says you make me simile?

so i wrote this guy a note that i like and he wrote back ha ha lol you make me smile what does that mean? he likes me?

Heyy.....help please!!?

can anyone please help me..i have just started baking business from home...n have rented a stall in an exhibition...m quite confused as to what all i should keep in the menu and how much should i keep..i was thinking on mousse, tarts,brownies,chocs,cupcakes n pastries too but which flavor and in how much quantity should i keep is confusing me...please help me ...its a 1 day exhibition!

I need to prepare to go back to school?

i have been homeschooled since fifth grade and never really learned anything because my mom is how should i put this dumb and can't get things done.anyway im going back to real school this year so i need to know what i should do to prepare myself

What should i do about him?

i had a thing with this guy dating way back and we had a thing for several months ...anyways we got in a fight over his cousin telling me he loved me ....it has been 8 months and now we started talking again i really like him he makes me feel special anyways i have kept it a secret from my friends for 2 weeks that i have a thing with him again i told one of them today and they said what he has a gf aparently they have been dating for a month ....i dont care to be his gf but i hate the girl hes with shes a skank ...anyways what would u do ??? play dumb pretend u dont know he has a gf or tell him you dont mind u just want him to be honest and u still want to have a friends with benifits thing with him

Why Do People Think Canadians Are So Dumb?

Is it because they live in igloos instead of houses, ride seals instead of cars, bathe in and put maple syrup on everything, drink tea and always say EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What should I bake with my friend?

I need a recipe that is simple for me and my friend to make. I don't really want a cake or brownies. I need something spontaneous

Can someone suggest a good simile?

"His frozen fingers felt like ... as he tried to unlock the clasp" I want to make it seem like they are clumsy and I can't change the rest of the sentence

Howcome the brownies turned out more like cake? What is going wrong?

you might be adding too much eggs. you should only be adding two eggs , if your adding more than it comes out more cake like

RHH: The Most Poetic Rap Song?

In terms of traditional poetry, e.g. simile, metaphor, assonance, anaphora, refrain etc. Which song is the most poetic do you think?

How to make homemade chocolate icing/frosting for brownies?

does anyone have a good recipe for homemade chocolate icing/frosting for brownies? And how do i make it?

Can you puke in your sleep?

had a weed brownie earlier, lasted about til an hour ago. got home and tried to eat cause i've been starving but as soon as i ate a piece of my apple i started throwing up and now i just feel sick and i might have to again its been like 20 minutes. im just paranoid to sleep now cause im worried i might throw up in my sleep and then choke and die...? is this possible? thanks everyone

How do i sprain or brake my ankle?

if u r goin to tell me that im being dumb then stop reading and dont comment please. i dont wanna go to my aunts beachhouse becuz its so boring and my cuzin is the most annoyingest person in the world. Please tell me how i could brake/sprain my ankle? if possible without pain PLEASE thanks soo much

Should i text him? or no?

im 15 and my neighbor is 16.. last summer we hungout and we hooked up and i gave him a HJ which was dumb of me but whatever.. we stopped talking for months..and recently started texting again. he doesn't text girls first hes not the typical guy who chases after girls, he wants girls to chase after him.. we were texting for 3 days straight was unusual with him and he said to comeover. i went and stayed for hours. all we did was hookup and i refused to go further and stoodup for myself. he is an asshole but he said he was really trying to be nice.. hes very pressuring and wants to do more then just kiss (like any other guy) i really like him and im very attracted to him.. when i left at 1230am he said ok well see you never (as a joke) and i said really? and hes like no I will probably see you soon, were gonna get bored this summer... so I left and its been 2 days and we haven't talked.. he won't text me and i dont know if its a bad idea to text him? i want to hangout with him i just dont want to go further and hes gonna get bored of just hooking up.. i feel like he is not going to text me and i dont know what to do because i dont want to be the one to always text him because then its him putting in no effort, me texting him and coming over whenever he wants.. what should i do? (by the way, last year was different because i wanted a relationship with him, but this year i dont i guess i just want to hookup but he wants to do more then hookup)

I want to be bisexual?

I have found a couple girls attractive but consider myself straight but I want to be bi! I know this sounds rlly dumb cause u all probablly think " ppl r born bi" which could be true, who knows, but I want to be bi. Does that mean I'm already bi or what? help?!

What is the proper etiquette for staying at someone's house?

I'm in college, and I'll be staying at my boyfriend's family's house for a week soon. We go to the same college, but live far away from each other in the summer. I'm not really good with words when I'm not close to the person (this is my first time meeting them) so I don't want to write a long "thank you" note or anything. I am thinking about putting some homemade goodies - cookies, fudge, brownies, etc - in a gift box/on a tray and giving it too his mom when I get there. Does that sound okay?

I can not stay on a diet?

i eat like crazy like you think you can eat not like me im literally always hungry like take this for example this is what i just ate for diner not all day just dinner Chinese food 6 burritos a bag of chips oh and a whole plate of brownies a Arizona tea and some coconut juice but i don't really get it im not fat but im not skinny im 5 feet and weigh 120 pounds but i don't really have a chubby stomach i have pretty chubby thighs though like the way i eat people say i should be obese so like are there any tips to stay on a diet and not eat as much because i heard its unhealthy

I said 'cowgirl' and it turned him on?

boys are whore dogs! lol ANYTHING can set them off. just laugh it off. BTW cowgirl is a sex position and boys (especially teen boys) minds tend to always be focused on sex.

Literature Song Analysis- Revolution -The Beatles.?

First of all, It's Literary analysis, and quit having yahoo answers do your homework for you sweetie. Maybe you'll learn something.

Whats going to happen to by dog?

I had a brownie and ice cream in a bowl and i ate it all when i was finished he licked the bowl i know dogs arent supposed to have chocolate will my dog be okay? He isnt acting weird or anything im just nervous

Why does Nicki Minaj suck?

I know I'm going to be flamed for this but I can't stand her music. Her voice might be the worst part. I can't decide whether I hate her voice or her lyrics more. People say she is a female Lil Wayne. I don't see this at as a compliment at all. I'm going to be called a hater for this too. I'm not hating, I just prefer lyrics that I couldn't write while f*cking an alligator. I wish that rap could be restored to the good ol' days of NaS, the old Eminem and no (stupid) similes and metaphors. Am I the only one who feels this way?

Anyone crave things after sex?

I always crave brownies after having sex lol I was wondering if sumone else is the same n if so wat do u crave??

How to lose a tooth without pain?

I've been craving chocolate recently but I have a loose tooth. Only one of the four roots in this tooth still is attached to my gum. I tried to eat a German Chocolate Brownie. You can imagine how that went. I ate a Klondike Bar, and that went okay. But at the last moment, the shell got stuck on my tooth and I had to wait until the chocolate melted. Help meh!

If anyone likes to write poems can you help me?

this is annoying so i understand if no one wants to but i suck at writing poems and can't think of anything to write. The assignment is to write a romantic poem based on a song. I chose forever and always by parachute. It has to be atleast 16 lines. have 3 examples of imagry, personification, or similes. and have one metaphor or or symbol. if anyone would put in the time to help me i would greatly appreciate it:)

How to "lose weight" over night...?

this is by far probably one of the dumbest sounding questions i'll ever ask but.... i'm going to the beach tomorrow. i have a pretty fit body but i was wondering if there is anything i can do to visibly make me look thinner. something i should drink or anything.. i realize that nothing i do will be a permanent weight loss because im going tomorrow but maybe someone knows a little trick that made them a look a pound lighter the morning after haha :) you can make fun of me and say that's impossible but maybe someone knows something :)

Complicated friends ? what should i do ? I feel friends are letting me down.?

you must talk to her, cause if she she is your real friend, she would understand you, if she not...you know that she is not your friend, so think about, do you real want to have not real friend near yourself

Can only date a christian??? please help!!! 10 POINTS!?

My friend and I really like each other. well...I know he likes me but he doesn't know I like him. He has asked me out 2 times but I have had to say no because my parents won't let me date. Hes really really sweet and tells me he loves me ect. Its not really that my parents wont let me date..they could easily change their minds on that. It's that Im only aloud to date a christian...the problem is that I agree with this and think I should date a christian because its really important to me but I really really like this guy and have liked him for about a year...I don't know what to do :( I also haven't told him that I can only date a christian because Im scared of what he will think of me and that he will think its really stupid..I know it sounds dumb but I really am ..do you have any ideas of what to do? Thank you soo much for any answers!!!

What is the definition of these english 2B terms?(metaphor,simile ect.?)?

what are the definitions of these..metaphor,simile,theme,and mood(of a story)? thank you! its for my final,i need short definitions for flash cards :D english 2B

Decorate a brownie bite?

I need to decorate store-bought brownie bites for a bake sale. I have no idea what to do! I want a creative, fun, possibly summer-y, cute idea. Any ideas would be helpful!!!!!!

Peachy yam bake...baby food?

Cook, then mash the sweet potatoes. I would suggest boiling them or using the microwave. The peaches should be ok mashed raw. This recipe sounds yummy.

Do you think im a bad influence?

I love to prank call and do crazy things like throw rocks before cars come and throw rocks at windows and ding dong ditch. I'm 12 years old. I think it's fun ..sometimes when my sisters dont listen to me I tell them I'll ban their clubpenguin account (but I never really do that) . I'm asking this because my neighbor friend and me had a fight and she said I was a bad influence to my little sisters because I did that stuff with them.....I sometimes call my sisters bad words like stupid or dumb but that's when they do something that makes me angry..

Can someone write an essay for me?

No, no one is going to write an essay for you. Seriously. Maybe you would actually get replies if you asked for ideas or suggestions rather than the essay itself. Do it yourself LOL.

Boy in the striped pyjamas?

i was wondering again if there are any literary devices in the boy in the striped pyjamas ( simile , pun, metaphors , hyperbole, foreshadowing , personification .etc)

Making my boyfriend a basket/gift bag need cute ideas!?

I'm in a long distance relationship (bless my heart lol) and my boyfriend is coming in to town! But because I have family in town thus week also, they are going to be staying with me and my boyfriend is going to stay in a hotel. I thought itd be cute to make him a "hotel survival kit" I'm gonna make him brownies and put them in a cute tin, buy m&m's, skittles, chips, gatorade, maybe a tshirt, mouthwash, ... Things like that.. I need suggestions for what I can add to it! Please don't suggest healthy foods....I want to make it fun

What do you consider make up?

I don't wear anything on my face except foundation and powder. I don't do it to make my face look clear, but only because my face is oily and this is the only way I have found that helps my face not feel disgusting. I just wondered if foundation and powder are considered make up because I don't think so since it doesn't actually change how you look. I just would like to think that I don't wear make up but I don't know. Sorry if this sounds like a dumb question.

How many miles is this?

bout how many miles do u think 2,324 steps is? not walking, running at a pretty good pace. my pedometer is dumb and doesnt tell me how many miles, only steps

Why doesn't anyone talk about Allen iverson?

The comminators, players why is that did he do something dumb? And I can picture him coming back as a sub for Orlando or 76ers

Is this stupid what he's doing?

I know a dumb title but please read on. Okay so I made an AMV a few days ago, and it got successful on Youtube. Youtube invited me to make money from my video, but not become a Youtube partner.So, I told my boyfriend and he asked me "How do you become one?" and I just said "They just invited me to make money but not a Youtube partner." and he said "how do you make an AMV?" So I just told him what I did, and I asked him "Have I inspired you or something?" and he said "No I've just been trying for the longest time." Meaning he's been trying for ages to become a Youtube partner, but he only had 80 to get to the partnership. So I told him, that I tried to become a partner with 152 subscribers but I never got in. So Now he's sub4subbing but he only has 1-3-11 views on his videos, but if he sub4subs and uses Firefox to build up his views and he's let into the Youtube partnership will they not be honest with him? Like if they promise him he's going to get a banner but when he tries to upload on it's just set as a background. Or will they know he's been cheating views and subscribers, and let him down?

Plymouth Duster Help! Dodge,Mopar- A bodies?

The block and bolt are called the torsion bar adjustment assembly. To replace it you need to suspend the car and take all the weight off the front end. Remove the bolt then the block. replace them in reverse order. Final adjustments should be made with the car on the ground.

Brownies VS. WEED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…

What is it like on brownies is it better than smoking weed im doing it today do browneys get you higher and what are great things to do on brownies and healthy munchy food.

Is it rape if you didnt know what they were saying they were going to do?

I was 17 and a guy I knew briefly said, he was going to run a train on me. I didn't know what that ment, but I didn't (at that time) want to sound dumb, so I didn't really say anything. So later his friend (whom I never meet before) came over. At first it was just the guy I knew, then the other guy came up behind me. They were both in me at the same time (front and back) It hurt like hell, and I was crying. I never saw that guy again. It has been 12 years, and for the first time ever I talked about it. And I talked about with my husband. He said I was raped, but I always felt it was my fault because I didn't know. I know I didn't want that, and had I known what it ment before it would have defiantly been NO. I need to heal, but how do I heal? Was it really rape?

Can you tell me if this is this a simile?

Is this a simile: when my name gets called its sound switches me on to answer like it is my human electricity

Basketball:Most overrated player in NBA History?

I say Kobe Bryant. I already said my reasons a bunch of times and I don't wish to reiterate them again. And people who say LeBron James is dumb, he's just entering his prime so wait until he gets out of it to say if he's "Overrated" which he isn't. Who's your guys pick for most overrated player in NBA history?

What is Electronic Stability Control? Also, what is Advance-Trac Traction Control System?

I have them on my new SUV (2006 Jeep Liberty) and i was gonna read up on it in my manual but i lost the page and i cant find it...but anyway, what r they? This is my first car...so cut me some slack if this is a dumb question lol

If you've read Chelsea Handler's "My Horizontal Life", can you answer my question?

I'm thinking it is. In Heather's book, she does mention she was a virgin til she was 28. It sure sounds a lot like her.

Rakim and Nas worst rappers of all time?

I seriously think they are horrible no flow just boring monotone voices and horrible lyrical content. No metaphors or similes like Lil Wayne. Thats a true rapper. And Rick Ross actually knows about the hood. Gosh rakim and nas suck compared to them.

Reloadable Visa Card vs. Reloadable MasterCard?

Today, I received a very late birthday present from a friend of mine. He gave me a MyTreat Prepaid Visa Card. I used it for some stuff and fell in love with the non-existing annoying process of using a Debit Card. This got me wondering, so I did some research. I found out that my card can't be reloaded but their are ones that can. I noticed that Visa Reloadable had a dumb monthly fee while the MasterCard Reloadable didn't. Obviously, MasterCard would be the better choice here but can you do some extended research on both cards please?

Poetry tends to differ from prose in that it:?

To be honest I can think of prose examples that would be an exception to every one of those potential 'differences', but for the sake of argument let's say 'C': poetry is more compact than prose.

Do you think im a bad influence?

I love to prank call and do crazy things like throw rocks before cars come and throw rocks at windows and ding dong ditch. I'm 12 years old. I think it's fun ..sometimes when my sisters dont listen to me I tell them I'll ban their clubpenguin account (but I never really do that) . I'm asking this because my neighbor friend and me had a fight and she said I was a bad influence to my little sisters because I did that stuff with them.....I sometimes call my sisters bad words like stupid or dumb but that's when they do something that makes me angry..

Is Fetch completely gone?

Seriously, Fetch with Ruff Ruffman is not retarded. One of my favorite tv shows - no kidding. I mean the kids - they're 11-14 which is middle to junior high range. My only childhood dream is to be on fetch (and skydiving but I have to be 18). Is season 6 completely canceled? And do I have to be in the Boston area to audition? And for ppl who think this is a stupid question - you obviously didn't watch seasons 3-5. 1 and 2 are cool too. I mean they're real kids - not actors - and what is really dumb is that I bet some of you that are posting jerkass comments on this probably watch Hannah Montana but don't want to admit it. So plllzzzz real answers.

How would you describe Island in the Sun by Weezer?

I'm writing a one-shot fanfiction story, and this song plays a big part in it. What adjectives or similes would you use to describe it? I know it's summery and carefree, but what else is there to describe it?

What nationality are your friends? 10 brownie points!!?

I'm Australian, one of my best friends is from New Zealand, quite a few others are English, one great friend is Balinese. Usually we become friends because we're united by a similar sense of humour and a shared passion for life.

Gambling ruining a marriage?

So I live in Las Vegas and I know "someone" who is a grandmother, her grandchildren live in another state and she is a homemmaker. So basically, she doesnt have a life. She has, among other compulsions, a gambling addiction. Even when her husband was laid off of work and they were losing everything, she was hitting the casinos daily. Some people do it and only tell you when they won, but lose ALOT and never mention it. To me, that is a sign of addiction. As far as getting involved, I would def. take her to a meeting, theyre ackward at first, but if you find one you like, you'll honestly find a family in those groups (personal experience with NA). Anyways, I would also pull her husband aside and tell him, without alot of detail, that youre concerned and want to help her. Maybe you can stage an intervention together for her.

A degree that is highest in associates?

I know its strange and down right silly, but are there any fields that only go as far as associates education in college? Like, say, I finished all the education available in one subject in school and the highest available in a university is the Associates? Just an example...It sounds dumb, but I figured it didnt hurt to ask.

Where can I get Betty Crocker gluten free mixes in the UK?

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I got a problem (really short)?

My boyfriend and I never saw eachother we just text and send pictures and call. So today I went to his house and asked him for a hug but then I put my bookbag in front of us and so it was a weird hug. Then I asked for a kiss and he said not right now so I felt weirder and so I just gave him some brownies and a cd nd just left. My problem is I told my boyfriend he could do all these sexual things to me but I dont like it when people touch me and I'm not used to it at all. So this week he's coming over and were going to be alone and I'm scared what should I do?

What are some Literary devices e.g, Simile, Metaphor, Personification?

In school we have to pick a song with literary devices I chose long live by Taylor Swift, what are some literary devices in this song and can you tell me where they are in the song. Thank you

Ok this might sound dumb, but why do people abriviate pennsylvania (prob spelt wrong) with the intials PA? ?

yeah i know i could wander through cyberspaace looking but i don't really want. so informative answers only please and no comments on dumbness!! lol thanx

Is anybody good at explaining the heating of a bearded dragon habitat?

I know one side has to be 100-110F and the cooler side has to be at around 85F to help them digest their food properly, but i really have no idea how to do this. I keep hearing things about a "day" and "night bulb" that you need to use and the other light has to be UVA and B for calcium. Can someone dumb down how to do this for me? thanks

Heyy.....help please!!?

can anyone please help me..i have just started baking business from home...n have rented a stall in an exhibition...m quite confused as to what all i should keep in the menu and how much should i keep..i was thinking on mousse, tarts,brownies,chocs,cupcakes n pastries too but which flavor and in how much quantity should i keep is confusing me...please help me ...its a 1 day exhibition!

What can i do to help these unborn puppies ?

My bfs moms friend asked if we could keep his pit bull WHICH WAS IN HEAT and his dumb self is going to tie her to the tree where my bfs dog is which is (mixed)male. So a female to male over night that was his fault ! So he was like if any of them puppies are mixed then he's going to beat them with a hammer until they die and my bfs ma said that she would call the law. But what if he takes the pit (her name is storm) while the puppies are nursing ? Can he do that ? How can I stop him ? She is not my dog to take to the vet and get spayed or emergency spayed so don't suggest that. I need help fast ! She is like maybe 1 1/2 weeks pregnant she is such a good dog ! HELP! Thanks

Why are idiotic people popular, but smart people Not popular?

Bimbos, jocks, and every other common idiot is loved by society and people of higher intelligence are not as popular. Are dumb people less threatening? Are dumb people like puppies just cute and idiotic and therefore completely non threatening to be around?

Would I know if my doctor ordered a drug test with my blood work?

My mom took me to the doctor earlier because i'm 20 days late for my period & she wanted them to make sure everything was okay. (I'm not pregnant) However, all the doctor did was ask me a few questions, write me a slip & sent me to a lab to get bloodwork. I ate a pot brownie exactly 2 weeks ago for the first time ever & I wanted to know if that would show up in my bloodwork. I don't think my mom asked for a drug test, & the sheet said she was testing me for CBC blood counts, Hormone levels, anemia, pregnancy, Thyroid stuff, and THS. I'm worried that it might come up please help !

What are the two things being compared in "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any another name...?

The things being compared are Romeo, her love, and the rose. Since in this statement, she is saying that Romeo, despite having the name Montague, still encompasses all that she loves, like a rose not being "rose" would still be fragrant.

While Hester Prynne was a fictional character, imagine what might have happened if Anne Bradstreet had been an?

Well, I guess you could start out with how Anne Bradstreet might feel. Bradstreet was both submissive to God and to her husband, and an outspoken woman writer. I think she'd feel sorry for Hester and a little angry with the Puritans for their punishment of her, but she might also feel that Hester's sin was enough to justify the punishment.

Why does everyone keep bagging on Terrelle Pryor?

I mean, I know why, but I wish they'd stop. TP, while no doubt was a confused young man who let his stardom get in the way, was still basically a good kid who made a dumb mistake. It's not like he hurt anyone, he just sold some merchandise which, HELLO, was GIVEN TO HIM. And don't minimize what a great football player he was. The centerpiece of the team for the past 2 plus years. Columbus will miss you TP, good luck in the NFL.

Have you been inside of the new McCafe McDonald's restaurants?

It's really modern and very different looking inside and they also sell coffees, capuccino, espresso, gourmet brownies/cakes, and other stuff you would expect to buy at Starbucks.

Can you melt peanut butter in the microwave?

I was looking at a brownie recipe that you add peanut butter on top of the brownies, and I'm not really sure if its risky to do it or not. Any advice?

Possibility of pregnancy?

At this point there's no real way telling other then seeing a doctor. If the test is saying negative then you probably aren't. If you are this "late" then you should have enough hormones to make it positive... To be completely honest with you.... If you aren't exaggerating these symptoms... I would say you SOUND pregnant. Every single symptom you are claiming to have I had when I was pregnant. I bled for the entire 4 months of this pregnancy.. you would not have had a clue I was pregnant because my periods were so heavy still so bleeding is not always a tell tale sign that you aren't. As I said it sounds like you could be. Go see your doctor and find out for sure! =)

My dog keeps burrowing in blankets?

For as long as I can remember, my dog has had strange behavior. When Brownie goes to lay down he burrows. For example, he lays on my bed and when we all go to sleep he first like buries himself in the blanket. He will take up the whole blanket to do so too. I also sleep on my back and Brownie likes to lay in between my knees. What can I do to stop it because its getting very frustrating

What poetic devices are in the song Lose Yourself?

Like in the song LOSE YOURSELF BY EMINEM what metaphors, similes, personification, imagery symbolism, alliteration, rhyme, and onomatopoeia is in the song, plz help FOR BEST ANSWER I PROMISE

Cooking help please?

SO i'm baking brownies, but the instructions i have make enough mix for two pans. so my quesiton is, if i divide the mix between two pans and put them both in the oven, do i have to adjust the oven time, or do i use the normal time?

Do you think I'm a bad influence?

I love to prank call and do crazy things like throw rocks before cars come and throw rocks at windows and ding dong ditch. I'm 12 years old. I think it's fun ..sometimes when my sisters dont listen to me I tell them I'll ban their clubpenguin account (but I never really do that) . I'm asking this because my neighbor friend and me had a fight and she said I was a bad influence to my little sisters because I did that stuff with them.....I sometimes call my sisters bad words like stupid or dumb but that's when they do something that makes me angry..

Can you really learn to fight by jacket of jacket on know it sounds dumb but i would like to know ?

Hmmmm......if you meant the Jacket on/jacket off training method Jacky Chan's character taught in the new Karate Kid movie, then that would depend on your instructor's knowledge and experience. Most instructors develop their own teaching methods over years of teaching and find some creative methods of training to be effective over others when teaching students with little time for training due to work. The point of the jacket on jacket off method was to use everyday movements which are already hardwired to your muscle memory, modify it and use it to defend yourself, this makes it easier for you to remember the technique and reduces the training time compared to learning a completely new movement you've never done before. This also allowed students to be able to work and train at the same time in the old days, since most martial artist also had day jobs working as laborers, ferrymen, artisans, etc. Their training were incorporated into their jobs to kill two birds with one stone. An example of this is the Eku or Oar training method used in traditional Okinawan Kobudo. Most Okinawans were fishermen by trade so using an oar was an everyday activity for them, by using this activity and modifying it to train and condition their bodies, this enabled them to both train and earn a living at the same time.

Illuminati getting more noticeable?

I used to be a big conspiracy theorist, but I've grown up and matured and realized that the "Illuminati conspiracy theory" is dumb. But I just re-subscribed to Gamefly after I canceled a few months ago, and I wake up to LA Noire in my mailbox. I started playing right away and noticed something disturbing. To get to the point, the intro to the game is just a camera shifting from scene to scene showing off the city of LA while a man with a deep voice narrates what's going on. One part of the intro shows off a triangle base tower with a picture of an eye inside of a drawn triangle. What I found most disturbing was what the narrator was saying while this was happening, and I quote: "A twentieth century city that will become a model for the world, a city that has no boundaries, that will stretch as far as the eye can see." I also noticed the same symbol in all three Assassin's Creed titles after you complete the game. I noticed it in GTA4. Also Halo Reach has an altered version of the symbol. What's the point of these subliminal messages? Even after noticing all this, I still don't completely believe the theory is true. It could just be the developers messing with us.

What is really happening to me!?

Just eat healthier foods and you won't feel so guilty. Do exercises if you need to lose weight but don't let your body fat % get too low. Your body needs fat to function how it should. Keep seeing your therapist.

Help need advice bestanswer 10 points?

I think that, even if they are trying to weasel money out of you you should still do the scans. The doctors know what they are doing so I would trust them. If you don't do the scans and they miss something dangerous, it could be fatal.

What type of Figuative Language Is This ?

personification. Its making the wind have a human like action "wind as it whistles". People whistle.

What should I wear while going job hunting?

I'm going to the mall today to pick up and fill out job applications at retail stores. I'm not going in for any interviews so does it matter if I look really nice or not? Obviously I'm not going to wear something really sloppy or dumb, but should i dress as if I'm going in for an interview?

Women:Do you prefere a handsome guy or a talented person?

~what is your opinion on eye feast..do you look at handsome guys..?can you live with a handsome but dumb shell??frank answers ladies..

Please help mee! what do you thing we are?!?

alright. so i met this guy at a dance and besically he approached me because i wasnt slutty and i turned him down when he tried to grind with me (pretty funny). anyways we met may 22 i think and we called it "chilling" together. not dating, or going out. we have been "chilling" every weekend, we hook up a lot and we get along very wellll. he is sooo sweet and nice. we text like all day!! yesterday i went to his house for the first time... all i can say is that he was a huuuge creep!! but i didnt really say/ do anything bout it. we were in his bed just cuddling and macing. but then he undid my belt and shorts. he didnt try to do anything, but he was kinda hinting that he wanted to finger me. he was saying "well my hands in your control, you make it do what ever you want" and me acting dumb said "well its your hand, do what ever you want with it" so he just kept on joking arround saying that it does what ever i want, and then he was like " well my fingers are working" and i just laughed. i actually have never liked a guy like him before, he treats me so well and doesnt pressure me to do anything i dont wanna do. even though he was a bit of a creep yesterday, i still like him. but the problem is.. i dont know what we are!! i feel like we are together right? but we arent even facebook official! we never talk about our relationship, and im not going to bring it up because im scared itll ruin things.... what do you guys think about all this? thank you!! and sorry for the long story.

My 8 pound dog ate half my dark chocolate brownie whe I got up to get some milk is she going to be ok ?

Probably. What you need to figure out is what the "lethal dose" ("LD50") is for chocolate for a dog. This is usually measured in grams or ounces of what ever the possible toxin is to grams, kilograms, etc of the animal's weight (i learned this because my daughter's dog recently ate a couple of ant poison stakes). So if you google something like "LD chocolate dog" or "LD50 chocolate dog" there should be something that will tell you how much your dog can eat before he has symptoms and how much he can eat before he is at risk of dying. Just remember that it's the weight of the actual chocolate that counts, not the whole brownie (so if the brownie weighs 10oz, but most of it is the flour etc. you have to guess how much chocolate is in the actual brownie).

His face was as red as ______?

I have to write a short story, and i'm using a simile, but i don't know how to finish this line, please help.

Did they find the bed intuder guy yet?

you know the guy that antoine dodson was yelling about on youtube, that broke into their house? She was attacked by some idiot in the projects! ...... So dumb.

Help boyfriend advice please?

All my boyfriend does day in day out is play call of duty he has the stupid head set screams at all the other people playing the game all hours of the night we fight all the time over the stupid game he just says I'm selfish..but is it selfish to want my boyfriend to spend time with me if he spend half the time he plays on the dumb game with me I would be happy. I tell him I'm hungry or thirsty an he gets mad like its uncommon for people to be hungry more than 1 time a day he is really addicted to the "black oppts" game its so freakin annoying I make all the $ and the car is mine he just sucks it all in arggg I am thinking hard on leaving him + he acts like sex is a chore I don't understand him I feel like were different people an I don't like who he has become to be some game freak! What should I do? Any other girls have this problem? I feel like I have to break his ps3 to get his attention!

Need help with cosplay hair?

Okay so I co-splay as Harley Quinn but I have really long/ thick hair so when I put the cowl on theirs a huge dumb looking bump in the back, so how do I do my hair for it not to look like that, it also happens with wigs. Would straighten my hair help?

How do i stop my 5 month old puppy from harrasing my older dogs?

Every time you CATCH HIM IN THE ACT of peeing or pooping elsewhere take him to where he should pee. Whether that be on a training pad or outside, even if he is still peeing you must do this and pooping too. But only if you catch him in the act, because afterwards he won't understand. He will grow out of it and maybe even later on might still like to play fight but not as bad. Just let your older dogs teach him a lesson. He will catch on sooner or later. Best of luck!

What is a simile that could be used with blurred vision?

So I am writing a memoir that needs to include multiple similes and I found a good spot to add a simile the problem I can't think of a simile. The sentence is "Water started to fill my eyes, within thirty seconds my vision was as blurred as.....That is where I have the trouble, help please!

Please help me with this poem..?

There's no rhyme scheme. Some assonance, notably at the ends of lines but some internal as well. There's a form of metaphor--technically what you would call an "allegory" in the writing of the name and the erasing of it which leads to that wonderful pair of closing lines.

How long should it take to get pass it..... (mature answers please)?

hmm.. well cheating is a very difficult thing.. But does he still love you? Do you love him? If both answers are yes thank you lucky stars! I'm recently divorced 3 months and my wife didn't even know if she loved me and I wish we could get back together especially now that she's getting married again on Aug. 6th.. I know she's crazy.. but I loved he sooo much..

I Need Help With Poetry?

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Described as the “red castle,” Alhambra is first mentioned in the ninth century.....?

The description includes an example of a metaphor (the palace is considered "the heart" of Moorish Granada).

About credit cards and online buying?

it means you will not have to pay till thy give you the product after that thy will Discount the money and thy will probably e mail you when thy will discount the money then wait for the bank statement

How to unlock and SD card?

so the latch is broken so please don't be dumb as say push the latch like be smart there is not latch because I probably broke it and my SD card is a 2GB SD card and so what should I do please help and no latch on SD card

How do you make eggless brownies?

Im out of eggs and really want to make brownies. I have semi sweet chocolate squares (bakers brand) to make them from scratch.

Simile poem about love?

i have to write a simile poem amd i have no idea of what to do..? can you please help me and give me some examples? thanks! <3 x

How much is "limited" for daily fats, oils, and sugars?

I'm going and trying to start eating more healthy. so i made my own my pyramid thing that they say you can do at mypyramid.com. but the only thing I'm confused on is the part about the fats oils and sweets where the allowed amount is "limited" ....how much is "limited"? i have no idea. /...is that like 1 brownie? ...or does it mean just some salad dressing? or does it mean salad dressing and 1 brownie? or something totally different? i don't have any idea, someone please help!

Anyone know anything about Pot brownies?

so my husband and i ate pot brownies for the first time. Its was 11 days ago. And he just got hired at a new job and they do drug tests. Were a little worried. Very worried actually! He needs this job bad. And he wont be smoking pot anymore or eating pot brownies. But anyways...how long does it take to get out of your system with the brownies?

What would happen if (read the description)?

what would happen if i made brownies with frudge in the middle? i would add the first layer of brownie mix then add a layer of hersheys fudge syrup then add a second layer of brownie mix. would it cook or just make a huge chocolate mess?

Make an Amazing Poem! Winner gets 10points!?

By having us give you answers you will take them and use them as your final assignment for school which will be plagiarism.

Brownie Batter...Can I freeze it?

I made brownies last night. Well...Just the mix. My oven didnt work so i couldnt bake it. So i took the mix and put it in the fridge. Could I possibly freeze it for like a few hours and then eat it?

My eyes get REALLY dry after putting on eyeliner?!?!?

Um.. as a guy I may not be an expert on the topic, but I'm pretty sure that eyeliner goes on the eyelid, not on the eyeball.

How to utilize better vocabulary when talking?

There's absolutely nothing wrong with using the word great when talking. Now if you were writing an essay then you would need better vocabulary. Trust me nobody wants to talk to people who keep on using SAT vocabulary that nobody even knows. That would be boring. Even people at work and other official people with high positions who demand respect would not expect you to use TOO high of a vocabulary. Remember people need to be able to understand what you are saying.

After dramamine how long till my pupils are normal?

I wanted to trip so i took 2 things of dramamine. DUMB IDEA i didnt trip it felt like i was brain dead i took to many and I wont again. But now my pupils are huge and i cant have that ill get in big trouble please help!!!! when will they be nornal again!?

What is the smartest/easily trainable dog?

A cocker spaniel.. Easy to train, smart, cuddly:D and VERY loyal,<3 I have a golden cocker spaniels.<3

PLEASE help me think of a song?

what are some song that do not have curse words, but has simile, metaphor, hyperbole and so on...??...

How do I get brownie stains out of my underwear?

I've gotten brownie stains in my white cotton underwear, my dad does the laundry (and counts for underwear and socks) so I can't just throw 3 pairs of underwear away! I need them clean for tomorrow! help.

What is the proper way to introduce yourself to new neighbors?

I would wait until I saw them outside. Some people like privacy and find it annoying and offensive when neighbors come nocking at their door with food and being all nosy. I would just be patient and wait.

I felt like I was going to pass out (HELP?)?

I umm.. a couple days ago I didn't drink enough water for a few days and I was working out hard.. ( I KNOW THAT WAS DUMB) so then I suddenly felt weird and my ears I could barely hear like I just put ear plugs in or somethin and I felt exhausted.. my sight got all weird and black and my face turned all pail my heart started pumping really slow for a second until I started breathing hard again and i'm also very young i'm 14 and i'm over weight

Im A Cashier who Works 7-8 hour shifts 5 out of 7 days.. Am I burning Calories?

Dumb Question... But am I burning Calories at work, and if I am about how many calories do you estimate I am burning? All I do is ring people up and bag groceries!!

Did I ruin my diet for today?

1 day does not ruin it. But you *are* eating way to little so that already IS unhealthy.. You need way more than that!

I need a good simile for my english poem please help!!?

The sun beats down outside, tempting me like.....using yahoo answers to complete my homework assignment.

I found out how to make Google normal again!!!?

God I hated that dumb black bar and finnaly found an addon for firefox called gresemonkey and i used this script for greasemonkey a href="http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/105744" rel="nofollow"http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/1057…/a

How does the American custom work when greeting neighbor?

I am the one moved in to new unit in this apartment but these neighbors that live in this building seems a bit too cranky. I tried to say hi but they just ignore me and walk over me. I don't know why though. I just moved in yesterday so there shouldn't have been any time for me to get an opportunity to offend them. So I was wondering, if I am the new neighbor and would like to get to know my neighbors, how should I do it right? I heard something like bringing baked cookies or brownies to them and say simple hi. Is that true or are there more ways to greet neighbors?

Do you think I'm a bad influence?

I love to prank call and do crazy things like throw rocks before cars come and throw rocks at windows and ding dong ditch. I'm 12 years old. I think it's fun ..sometimes when my sisters dont listen to me I tell them I'll ban their clubpenguin account (but I never really do that) . I'm asking this because my neighbor friend and me had a fight and she said I was a bad influence to my little sisters because I did that stuff with them.....I sometimes call my sisters bad words like stupid or dumb but that's when they do something that makes me angry..

What can you do on a marks appeal date?

it's tomorrow starting from 9-12 where you can go to the school to appeal a final mark you got during the last semester. I have all A's except for english which i have a C-. I wanna have a C+ so i don't get put in the dumb class for next year. Im 5% from being able to do so... what happens at this date? do you get extra credit?

I really need to lose weight?

ok when i was 12 to like 15 i had the perfect body. i started to gain in the past two years 20 to 30 pounds which is a lot. i know i will be fine when i lose the weight its just i never actually had to watch my weight so i really don't know what to do. my family is no help my dad makes pasta and rice and fried cheese and is no help cause he's obese and he buys cupcakes and brownies even when i ask him not to cause I' m trying to lose weight. i weigh 170.i am 17 and 5,6. please help i want to feel good about myself again and lose the weigh i need to before it gets out of control

I think that I am a lesbian!? Or bi?!?

only you will know if your a lesbian/bi or not but try going out with a chick and experiment you should by then know if you like it or not and if you do then you'll have you answer.

Freak out to weed brownies?

someone i know ate a weed brownie and had a very bad experience in which they said they felt nervous and paranoid and just very confused. before when they ate barely little less than this time they didnt freak out but why did it happen when they only ate a little bit more than last time. also any other info on the topic. thanks

Why am I vomiting this up?

Whenever I eat stuff with that's sweet like, ice cream, cookies, chocolate, brownies, etc I vomit it up within 10 min. But not all brands of it makes me vomit, I can eat Safeway Select ice cream, and Hershey's without vomiting. And I don't eat it on an empty stomach and I don't eat it when I'm totally full so I'm not overeating. I'm pretty sure I'm not lactose intolerance. Btw, I'm 12, 4'9, 90 pounds, and I was born with eczema

How to keep from crying?

Ok so I don't cry very often but when I do it's over a dumb reason and I can't stop it is there any way to STOP crying lol?

How many calories did I eat?

look on the packages or look up a calorie counter on google. a href="http://www.thecaloriecounter.com/" rel="nofollow"http://www.thecaloriecounter.com//a <<< i use this one for my fruits/veggies.

Do you believe teenagers do not make wise choices?

I believe from the ages 14-17 when put in situations teens can make stupid choices. What do you believe about teenagers? I'm still growing 19, but I can still make dumb choices, I'm just wiser now

Merry go round poem help please? ASAP 10 POINTS?

the meery go round is a metaphore and then its compearing it to the people tat used to whip the workers on the hourses and im crow car is the jim crow laws

AHHH MY BBM DISAPERED HELP!!!?

Ohkay so I restrated my dumb phone cause it was being a ***** and it needed to chill after its back up and running everything seems to be in place but in the corner at the end there's this new useless **** I've never seen before that's red when u know something has a msg so I click it and it saids download bbm before downloading have ur list be backed up and I'm just sitting here like wtf is going on I already have bbm so I look in my app world its still there but it won't let me go in it!!!!! so what do I do???? cause everyone keeps telling me to re install it but I don't think my list was backed up cuz I never did it unless it does it automatically I really don't want to lose all my contacts I had a lot of ppl!!!! ;( and I have no energy to get them all back!!!is there a way I can get my bbm can I login to the computer or something?? Help me waaaaaah I'm sorry I'm just so mad like its summer and I need my bbm I hate blackberries I'm gonna convince my parents before I go insane to let me switch to an iphone

Are fudge brownies suppose to be gooey?

they're cooked already i did the knife thing & it came out clean but they're crunchy in the top and gooey in the bottom what can i do?

Do you guys like a girl that ....try's to look like a whore? With a bunch of makeup ?

A girl who acts dumb or smart? A girl that' has a bittchy attitude ....and finally I girl that try's to get everyones attention......describle what your ideal girl is physically and personality wise

Poems or songs Rich with Figurative Language and Sound Device?

I'm doing an English project where I need to find a song or a poem that is rich with figurative language (Simile, metaphor, hyperbole, etc.) and sound device (alliteration, onomatopoeia, etc.) There needs to be at least 12 examples of the above throughout the poem or song. Once I find this song I need to write a PRT (personal response to text) or Critical Analytical essay about it. I am having a hard time finding a poem, anything would be great help.

Were chocolate brownies originally cake like?

today i got out my 60s betty crockers cookie book and made the brownie recipe..the brownies were dark with chocolate and with nuts but cake like and a good inch and a half high. i like a sort of dense and gooey type..and no more than a inch high..how were brownies originally?

I have to write a sarcastic love poem about loneliness. what are some things people do when they are lonely?

I am in a creative writing class and we are writing poems. I have to use images, similes, and metaphors.

Rhetorical devices in a poem?

i have been given an assignment regarding any poem and finding atleast 5 rhetorical devices in it..rhetorical devices should include accumulation,alliteration,anaphora,antit… five of them in a poem...can any one help ne where i can find such a poem n examples???//

Big problem with boyfriend?!?!?

So me and this guy been dating on nd off and since I dont go to skool we dont see eachother at all but just like through pic messages. Nd it's not like we live for from eachother we just plan things nd rely on a parents nd it never seem to workout but today I was going to visit him. So when I see him I said eh... But it sounds like eww nd den I give him my bookbag nd asked for a hug and I hugged the bookbag more den I hugged him and then I asked for a kissed and he sed not yet and I felt weird so I gave him a cd nd brownies nd went back into my car and he said bye but I didn't hear him and I left because I was scared to mess up and it felt so weird touching him and now he's coming to my house this week and were gonna be alone and I dont like people touching me but I told him he can touch me anywhere he wants and he can do anything with me. But the problem is that he wants to do sexual things nd I feel weird when he touches me and I really want him to be happy I wanted to change this time things be different in our relationship but I can't even let my boyfriend touch me and he's suppose to be my first kiss WTF do I do I want him but I feel weird please help??

What can i do at my sleepover?

Im poor and i have NOTHING to do or nothing to eat. What can me and my best friend do??? We dont have video games or anything so thats off the list. I can't just all of a sudden make brownies and cupcakes and stuff because i dont have the ingredients. The key-word is POOR. Im POOR. Nothing to do!!! HEEELLPPPPP

Gambling ruining a marriage?

Maybe you could casually slip it into the conversation with her husband, not mentioning what she told you. Ask him what he thinks of her gambling so much. If he doesn't know about her gambling, maybe you should just try to talk to her about it. Maybe you could call a therapist and get some tips from him. I hope everything goes well with it. Good Luck!

Does anyone have the poetry analysis for footprints in the sand?

i need to know the irony alliteration allusion simile/metaphor personification onomotaepia and refrain for the poem footprints in the sand by Mary Stevenson

I'm in a really vulnerable mood or something lately?

It seems like I spend a good 70% of my time thinking about how bad I want to cuddle with someone, okay a male someone. It sucks. I spend so many nights hugging my pillow and crying, and I'm not a hormonal teenager either. I'm 22. All I want is to be in somebody's arms, which isn't an option. I don't think I've even hugged someone in months...I just have a lot of acquaintances, I guess, no one I have any emotional connection with. I don't know why I'm in such a vulnerable mood lately. I didn't used to be like this?I feel like it's going to lead me to do something dumb, though because while there's no guys offering hugs, there's plenty offering sex (oh yeah, I'm a virgin). Meh.

BROWNIES VS>SMOKING WEED?

What is it like on brownies is it better than smoking weed im doing it today do browneys get you higher and what are great things to do on brownies and healthy munchy food.

What are the metaphors/similes in the song"Across the Universe" by the Beatles?

I would like to know that in the song "Across the Universe" what are the metaphors in them. thanks.

2 PAC vs TODAYS RAPPERS SONGS LYRICAL SKILL?

Today's rappers are mostly bad however there are some decent ones like Papoose, Cassidy Lloyd Banks and at times Lil Wayne.I'm also a mark for Ludacris.What makes them good is their lyrical ability and for some their songs.However,2 Pac had better songs and for the most part better albums than most rappers today.A big argument I always have with people is WHY DO THEY BASE RAPPERS SOULY ON SIMILES AND METAPHORS?If we are having that argument than you might as well say every rapper today is better than 2 pac which I and most people I know wouldn't agree with.I have heard a lot of great lyricists in my day but are most of them selling Diamond like Pac did?Nah I don't think so.So the question is who made rap souly about similes and metaphors being the basis we judge a rappers skill on?Imo you can be nice on the mic but have no catchy songs what so ever.Don't get me wrong pac did have his moments here and there but for the most part he wasn't a punchline rapper and his music was still awesome.What is your take on this argument?

Accounts receivable lingo?

A single form used on each adjustment is commonly called request for credit, or request for adjustment, request for refund (is fine), this shows all the details enough to identify the original item/ transaction to be rectified including the explanation. It is also where approval by a supervisor is documented. A summary of all refunds, is a separate form, listing each adjustments made over time. (ie. daily, shift, weekly), it may be called "Credited Invoices Re-Invoiced" or "Credited Invoices Rebilled" (is fine too). It can have all the the original details or whatever is required for the next level/stage in your system. Hope this helps. You seem to know what you're doing so don't take the $h@s from anybody. Ask what details they want. "They" have to speak up! It called collaboration/ cooperation/ participatory management, etc. Is that too much to ask from "them"? If they tell you, just put them in - that should make "them" happy. Have a nice day!

My dog just ate a little bit of chocolate cake...will she be ok?

She will likely be fine. She may have a little bit of an upset tummy (diarrhea, etc). It sounds like she didn't consume enough chocolate for it to be toxic for her...But keep a close watch on her to be sure! It's the theobromine in chocolate that is toxic to dogs. The darker the chocolate, the more theobromine. Generally milk chocolates and stuff will just cause gastrointestinal upset...If it's very dark chocolate or baker's chocolate, for example, it could be toxic and very serious!

For Guys: What do You Prefer On Women?

Different guys like different gals and it isn't all about looks! BTW I am a gal and i think this is a silly question

Like a tiny dot of light is it a metaphor or a simile?

It is a simile : When a simile occurs, you will always find a comparing word: "as", "like". This is to be differenciated from a metaphor which is an implicit simile and requires no comparing word.

What imagery does the song No Woman No Cry have from Bob Marley?!?

I cannot find any poetic elements for this song and its worth my hole grade if you can please help me find things such as: alliteration, onomatopoeia, refrain, repetiotion, figure of speech, metaphores, similes, rhyme scheme, stanza, tone, anything please. :)

People always asks about sex soo?

I freaking love brownies of all types and my summer vacation is boring so far even though I just got out like two days ago

I have an alcoholic husband and he's abusive? What do I do?

I've been married to my husband for 1 1/2 years. He's had problems with alcohol and can get very physical. He's told me over and over that his family is most Important and he never wants to get drunk or drink again. He kept breaking his promise. He was involved with the police 2 times already and he was in jail on Christmas day because he was drunk. He said he was done again and he changed and yet again sAid his family is Most important. And I was letting it slide again when he started drinking again because his father died. And he was binge drinking, not all the time he got wasted. And he was physical about two weeks ago and I left. And than for some dumb reason I went backing seeing hope that he would change for me. I told him if he drinks again I'm gone. And I picked him up from work and he had 2 beers. After 2 weeks ago I told him I couldn't take it anymore, and he's already back at it. What do I do? Do I leave?

Dad lost his job in the military?

Hi recently my father lost his job in the air force without so much as a warning. He was only 4 years away from retiring. 16 years hes dedicated to them and they're just going to toss him out with no help. I know that the economy is tough right now but I always thought the Military promised a secure job. This all happened because my dads boss made a mistake which caused him to not get a promotion, they said if he had received it he would have been kept. I was just wondering if they're was a way to fight this. I know this may sound dumb but 4 more years was all he needed. I just don't think its fair that all the benefits hes worked for are going to be taken away. I'm more upset about it than he is but I think its just him trying to be strong for us.

What To Do About My Annoying Little Cousin?

Im 12 And He,s 8 We Are Both Boys He Was Supposed To Spend tHe Night over My House For Only 2 Days But Now He,s Spending Like 2 Weeks And He Is So Annoying And Dumb And I Literally Mean Dumb Today He Told Me That My Mothers 28 Year Old Sister Was My SIster So I Told My MOther To Tell And She Told Him That She Was,nt My Sister And He STill Would NOt Listen And THen He Messed Up My Room And Would,nt Even Help Me Clean Up He JUst Sat There And Watched TV So I Put Him Out Of my room But My Dad Made Me Let Him Back In And I Stay Up Til 6:00 AM Every Night And When I Finally Fall Asleep 2 HoursLater He,s In My Room Bothering Me And Wont Let Me Sleep And My Mom Does,nt Care All She Says Is " He Wants To Play With You " But I Trying To Sleep And He Is Very Destructive And Wont Leave Me Alone I Cant Even Maturbate For Gods Sake!!! He Constantly Follows MeEVerywhere I Go Asking Me Stupid Questions Even The BATHROOM!!! I Have To Hurry Up And Run In There And Lock The Door So He Cant Get In And My Mom Just Will Not Listen And I Canot Stand Him I Want Him Out Of My House What Do I Do With This Little annnoying Bastard!!!

Can I have some cooking help? ?

I'm just a beginner so when it says to grease the pan do I use vegetable oil? I'm making brownies :D

I'm in a really vulnerable mood or something lately?

It seems like I spend a good 70% of my time thinking about how bad I want to cuddle with someone, okay a male someone. It sucks. I spend so many nights hugging my pillow and crying, and I'm not a hormonal teenager either. I'm 22. All I want is to be in somebody's arms, which isn't an option. I don't think I've even hugged someone in months...I just have a lot of acquaintances, I guess, no one I have any emotional connection with. I don't know why I'm in such a vulnerable mood lately. I didn't used to be like this?I feel like it's going to lead me to do something dumb, though because while there's no guys offering hugs, there's plenty offering sex (oh yeah, I'm a virgin). Meh.

Spinning vs cycling help?

Yes it's probably the same thing. Spin bikes are made so you can stand up and pedal. They may just have regular exercise bikes. The best spin classes are outside where you actually go somewhere and can do it every day. Ride on bike paths for hours or hit the road and climb hills and go fast for a hour. You can buy a membership or a bike, if you don't use either one you can always sell the bike.

HOW TO STUDY FOR ENGLISH 10 EXAM ?

Where can I find a list of (oxymorons and simile's) with all their meanings ? WHAT CAN I DO TO STUDY? CAN YOU EVEN STUDY FOR THIS EXAM?

Why is there even a political section here?

well, there needs to be another outlet of retard on the internet than /b/, and i'm sure most people here who aren't robots(scripts, just posting propaganda) are also on /b/ right now.

NEED HELP LEARNING TO SPEAK BLACK?

Were dead set on moving to a lower income neighborhood due to my father losing his job and im terrified of being shanked by the gangs that could possibly live there, i speak in a well mannered way so I am scared the "gangstas" there might notice and mug me or something so i need to learn how to dumb down my speech so they will understand me and will not be aggravated towards me. could somebody teach me a few slang words so i can help to fit in I have already learned the word "Shanked"

Basketball:Dumbest users in this section?

The top 2 candidates are John Paxson and this I'll be back Dude. He's so retarded, every question he says Shutup Dude. He clearly has nothing better to say because if he gets into an argument he knows he'll get owned in every one. Oh yeah and your boy Kobe is overrated fag. Who else are some dumb users on here

Is there a music downloading software (similar to iTunes)?

My dad has a USB that he plugs into his car which allows him to play music straight through the car. Since frostwire and limewire are dumb, I want to know if there is a software (even if he has to pay for the music now) that will allow songs to sync to the device? I tried to add songs I purchased on iTunes and tried dragging songs to the USB, but DRMs prevent that type of sharing.

What should I do if my friend and I like the same guy?

First of all, I will tell you I've only seriously had a crush on 3 people; my ex-boyfriend (who I still talk to on a regular basis... We dated for 7 months and broke up because I had slot of family issues I was dealing with), a guy I've known since elementary school (who spent all of the homecoming dance doing the sprinkler with me freshman year, finally attempting to slow dance with me at the end), and this guy (ive known him since middle school and have gotten to know him really well these past few months). The guy who I currently really like is essentially the same person as me... We like the same movies (mostly m. Brooks, m. Python, and generally older films), tv shows, music (Frank Sinatra and Mumford and Sons), take the same classes, are both crappy speakers and are in love with band. He understands me better than anyone ever has, and we only started becoming really good friends 2 months ago when we were paired up for an English project... We couldn't stop talking after that. My friend has known him since middle school as well and was in the same science club as him and used to have a really big crush on him, though she went to a different highschool (up until now... The summer before our junior year.. She is now going to the same school As this guy and I). Well, today during marching practice she was reminded of jut how sweet he was, so she is going to ask him out tomorrow. What I worry about is the fact that she has yet to break up with her current boyfriend (though she is planning on it) and seems to go from one boy to the next... Like she needs to have a boyfriend at all times. She knows I like this guy too, but she also knows I've never really obsessed over boys, so she asked if I would care if she dated him, of course I said I didn't care... Which was dumb... I'm just afraid she's going to end up hurting either herself or him if they go out, because she is literally mortal enemies with every single one of her exes at the moment. What should I do?!?!?